Sunday, December 05, 2004

Quote - Soda Cans

Soda cans are a big waste. You've got a whole hunk of metal, and its entire purpose in life is to keep one unit of soda from spilling everywhere. Once the soda's gone, the can's job is done forever. With modern technology, we can work around this inefficiency. I think we should have canless soda cans. There would be a force field around the soda to keep it in place. You pick it up, drink it through the hole in the force field, and the field contracts as there is less liquid to secure. When the soda is gone, the force field shrinks to nothing and disappears. Better yet, let's just have the factory teleport it directly into our mouths. You push a button on the wall for the soda of your choice, position your head just so, and bam, you're chugging down carbonation. Of course they'd have to make sure not to teleport it in too fast, or there would be a mess. And if they missed and got it in your nose, well that's just completely unacceptable. Soda in the nose is about as bad as life gets.

~ "I Think," Rinkworks



Blogger Jon said...

I wish such a thing could be done. Heck, I would be happy if I could get Mountain Dew in an I.V. so the whole force field thing would be great.

11:07 PM  
Blogger Elizabeth Raventail said...

Hmm... Maybe that's what I can do with my major... Ha ha! =)

11:16 PM  

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